This is a terrifying early warning sign that meltdown is imminent. When he comes home and announces he is leaving his 30-year career in insurance to open a home-brew supply business, you know you're in for a bumpy ride.
2 Death-defying behaviour:
And potentially widow-making. This is when he comes home and announces he is going to take up rally driving/BASE-jumping/big wave surfing. "Life is short," he philosophises. "I don't want to die without ever having thrown myself off a cliff."
When one day he looks in the mirror and sees some old guy looking back at him. Eeeek! He panics, ditches his trusty barber for a stylist who does highlights, books in for a back wax and buys a new wardrobe and some musky scent.
4 Reverting to twenties behaviour:
This classis attempt at recapturing lost youth usually involves the suddent desire to go to music concerts, drink excessively, and live on nothing but junk food and two-minute noodles. This will ultimately undo or lead to point 5.
5 Exercise frenzy:
He's at the gym three mornings a week and watches his reflection in the window as he lifts the new flat-screen out of the car. One of the few MLC symptoms to be encouraged.
6 Outrageous purchases:
You come home from work to find a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy/Hummer parked in the driveway and a 65-inch flat-screen TV installed in the shed. That money was supposed to last you until your were 90, but it's nice to see him smiling - for a change.
7 Flirting:
The old "have I still got it?" trap. It's a nagging question that leads many a man of a certain age to drop his voice an octave, lean casually on reception desks while flicking back his newly highlighted hair and say things like,"Let's hook up for a Cosmopolitan," to girls younger than his own daughter. Mostly harmless but can lead to over-inflated egos and/or arrest.
8 Seeking out old loves:
This is either in the obvious form of finding his first girlfriend on Facebook, rediscovering the rush of skateboarding or digging out his old amp and bass for a jam. This is a desperate attempt at reminding himself of who he used to be and why people liked him. Can lead to bouts of self-absorbed nostalgia and using words like "cool" a lot.
9 Irresponsibility:
He get the words "free spirit" tattooed across his shoulders, starts paying for everything on credit and stays up until 2am watching soccer.
10 Excessive reminiscing:
"Remember that time when the band played and we all stayed up all night drinking beer and talking about how one day we'd ... blah blah blah."
